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KalkoTronic_Christmas2014

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To wish you well, we put in a few sentences to make you smile...

Always talking about serious things hurts! ^_^

Some interesting phrases... 🙂

  • "The little Jesus rose from the manger and, seeing all those sheep, said: I don't sleep anyway."
  • "I have decided: for Christmas I give a mink to my wife. Alive. And hungry." (Mark Bernardini)
  • "Why is Christmas like a normal day in the office? Because you do all the work and a fat man in the dress takes all the credit!" (Joe Claro)
  • "A dog looking at a bright Christmas tree: They finally put the light in the bathroom." (Romanus Bertola)

And to finish with some jokes on the subject 🙂 A child asks Santa: "Why do you still spend so many years in the fireplace?" and Santa: "Someone left the key under my doormat!" A Sardinian child asks Father Christmas: "Carro Santa Claus, I'd like a bike... after Christmas the bike doesn't come. Then he writes to the Befana: Dear Befana, I'd like a bike. After Epiphany the bike does not arrive. So he takes the baby Jesus from the crib and says: Madonna, until you bring me the bike, I will not show you your son!! One child says to another child, "Father Christmas is late!" and the other child replies, "He must have taken the usual flight with reindeer LOW COST!" The two types: – The most beautiful thing in the world, my boy, is still making love! – Maybe for you!- The other responds with a loud voice. It's Christmas for me! – Ah, good! Why Christmas? The other thoughtful replies: – He comes more often. A policeman on horseback is waiting for green to cross the road, when Pierino on a brand new bicycle stops next to him and exclaims: "Beautiful bike, did Santa bring it to you?" and Pierino: "Of course he gave it to me." After scrutinizing the bicycle, the policeman hands Pierino a fine of 5€ and says: "Next time tell Santa to put a rear light on his bicycle". Pierino, not intimidated at all, looks at the cop and says: "Nice horse, sir. Did Santa bring it to you?" "Of course he brought it to me," replies the police officer in awe..e Pierino: "Then next time tell Santa Nat

Shortly before Christmas in the Post Office of a small town, employees find in the box a letter with the words "For Santa Claus". They decide to open it and read it:

“Dear Santa Claus, I am a 7 year old boy named Marco and I would like to ask you for a gift. My family is poor, so instead of toys I ask you to send me a million lire, so we too can spend the Holidays with joy".

The employees of the mail, moved, make a collection and, reached the figure of 500,000 lire, send it to the address of the poor child. The following year, at the same time, in the same Post Office, employees find another envelope "For Santa Claus". They open it and read: "Dear Santa Claus, I am Marco, the child who wrote you last year. I'd like to ask you for the same gift, a million lire. Thank you for fulfilling my wish last year, but this year send me a non-transferable check, because last time those mail thieves stole half a million from me!"

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